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What's the best Pokemon to use in Max Raid Battles?
Is it Zacian? Maybe Eternatus?
hahahahahaha
NO FUCKING WAY YOU GODDAMN MORON
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MOTHERFUCKING PERRSERKER, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND FUCKER OF BITCHES
"BUT ANON, PERRSERKER'S A SHITMON, WHY WOULD I USE THA-" I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, LETS EXAMINE THIS HUNK AND SEE WHAT MAKES HIM TICK
THIS COOMER-LOOKING BASTARD GETS GODDAMN STEELY SPIRIT AS A HIDDEN ABILITY
WHAT DOES STEELY SPIRIT DO? I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED
STEELY SPIRIT TAKES PERRSERKER'S STEEL ATTACKS AND MULTIPLIES THEIR BASE POWER BY 1.5
THAT MEANS 120 BASE POWER IRON HEADS, HOLY SHIT
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
STEELY. SPIRIT. STACKS. AND. AFFECTS. ALLIES.
IF YOU AND THREE OF YOUR FRIENDS ALL RUN STEELY SPIRIT PERRSERKER YOU'RE GETTING 4 STEELY SPIRIT BOOSTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
WHAT A FUCKING DEAL, SIGN ME UP
THAT'S 80 X 1.5 X 1.5 X 1.5 X 1.5
THAT'S 405 BASE POWER IRON HEADS
LET ME PUT THAT INTO PERSPECTIVE SO THAT NUMBER CAN FIT INTO YOUR TINY, SHRIVELLED-UP PERRSERKER-LESS BRAIN
REMEMBER HOW BROKEN PEOPLE THOUGH DRACOVISH WAS BECAUSE OF FISHIOUS REND? THAT ONLY HIT 170 BASE POWER.
YOU'D BETTER HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE HERE COMES PERRSERKER AND THE RAPE TRAIN IS HITTING WITH OVER DOUBLE THAT
RAID BOSSES ARE GONNA GET RAPED BY THE COOMER SQUADS
GET YOURSELF A PERRSERKER TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS
