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"If you're willing to go that far, it hardly counts as "pain", does it. Or are you really so much of a scrub that you got hit over one thousand times by mi-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFbx30TLWR0He seriously cuts you off right there. Right as it's getting good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPGcpIXeA-4"H-HEY! WHAT THE HELL!? ARE YOU YAWNING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY COMEBACK!?"
Dio rubs his eyes and leans against the pie, "Did you seriously spend what? Seven, eight hours coming up with that? Come on. Why even expunge the effort if you're just going to half-ass with long, unwitty crap that not even sophisticated euphoric people would be into? It's like you're trying too smart to be a dick, that's not what being a dick is about, it's about being a dick. That's your lesson of the day, kid."
"C-a-l-e-m."
"You're not worth the effort of uttering that extra syllable. Not until you buff up, which is a pipe dream considering how lacking you are in endurance."
You slap your chest with your free hand, "W-Well maybe I don't endurance but I've got pain pretty much down pat! I bet I've died at least two more times than you."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPGcpIXeA-4"You DIED...IN POKEMON? Hilarious. Even /I/ didn't think you could stoop that low. If I had any respect for you at all, before all of this, it's definitely gone now."
"BUT YOU SAID PAIN IS GOOD!"
Dio holds up a palm to your face, "Pain is not dying. If you die, it only proves how much of a pathetic weakling you are, you couldn't even go the whole mile, you just gave up and dropped dead like some fly and waited for for the menstrual cycle to bring you back. Only further proves your lack of stamina."
With that, Dio lets go of the pie and heads out to the north.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST LOST FAGGOT"
"Did I?" 