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I stole the Yellow version of a girl that had a massive crush on me in summer camp. I'm pretty sure she saw me do it too; she just never talked to me after that.
I met a Jewish friend at the same camp about a year later and we became best friends through Pokemon. He invited me over his house and ended up getting beaten by his father for having a "negro friend" before my eyes, but defended me between each blow until his parents dropped me off. I lost contact with him and while it's not a sin, I still feel guilty.
I've stolen the Red and Yellow versions from the lost and found at a camp I was working as a counselor in when I was 15, despite the fact that the cartridges had the 8 year old child's name written in permanent marker on the back. I used Krud Kutter to get the marker off.
I once fapped to Delcatty. Hard. I'm not even a furry and haven't even had the inclination to fap to Pokemon since, but I was incredibly turned on by it that one time for some reason I cannot fathom.
