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>head inside global room like a CHAD, exuding the aura of a king
>put my nuts out on the table, DEMAND a battle
>everyone freezes, collective of south american and japanese children stare in my direction in terror
Feels good to be a FUCKING beast
>slowly, some poor bastard approaches me. I can feel his abject horror through his hiker avatar—his foolish bravery is to be commended
"K-konichiwa, it's Yasutaka. A-a battle? Of course, but I need time to prepar—"
>my intense glare shuts him up
>no time for talking, BITCH
>look at enemy's team composition, painstainkingly analyze a lead
>get ready to kick his shit in, know the battle won't be easy but my skill shall prevail
>battle starts, my Infernape lead is matched by his Dragonite
Okay, shit. Will he go for an Outrage, or an Earthquake? I must predict correctly or risk an unfavorable start—
>notice he only brought three pokemon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>immediately wipe the floor with him, beat the absolute shit out of his mons and proceed to personally pummel him with my fists
>stop only when he stops moving, take his wallet too
GOD why are casuals so pathetic? Did you REALLY think I'd match your feeble 3 mons, instead of using my full strength? Did you think I'd hold back—ME, Pokemon fucking Master and God King of battles? Ridiculous.
