>>21045100"And with that, the hero's blade makes a triumphant exit worthy of a legend from the fifth genera--Fuck it I'm out."
"Cha, cha."
"Craw."
"Dactyl."
"Ne ne."
"Rai chu chu."
Like cowards, all of the Pokemon return to their pokeballs. Even their strongest attacks combined wouldn't be enough to resist the almighty terror reigning down upon them from the fatman above.
You scatter to collect all of your pokeballs while returning the rest to Trevor, "Hey! Look, Crush-It Calem, it's Tierno!" exclaims Captain Obvious with a smile. Of all the cheery non-stuttery things he could have said, this is what he chooses to utter.
A) "Huh. So it is."
B) "Yeah, and he's coming right fucking for us."
C) "A-Are we gonna die?"
D) "I should have not touched the booty."
