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>I was only 23 years old
>I loved Groudon so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Groudon every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Groudon is love" I say; "Groudon is life"
>My Kyogre hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Groudon
>I called him a cunt
>He Drizzles me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, something really really hot is moving towards me
>It's Groudon
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Primal Reversion"
>He grabs me with his powerful behemoth hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Primal Groudon
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Groudon
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to bleed
>I push against his force
>I want to please Groudon
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My Kyogre walks in
>Primal Groudon looks him straight in the eyes and says "Desolate Land"
>Groudon leaves through my window
>Groudon is love. Groudon is life.
