>>11751967My first Pokemon was my best friend Magikarp, whom I'm named Caligula. It was a really expensive gift from my dad, because it was shiny you see. He didn't intend for me to raise it though, he only showed it to me in the tank so I could see how rare my birthday dinner was going to be, but I got a Pokeball from my cousin and captured it, much to my dad's despair.
I got made fun of at school all the time of course. Caligula would lose what seemed like every battle, but me and him never stopped trying.
>They all laughed at my splash>So I splashed on their corpse 