>>12538341Slowking by textbook bulba definition, is an evolution of Slowpoke that evolves when traded by a King's Rock. Of course, since slavery is no longer taken into account as something passable in today's bitchy political community, all the Slowpoke really has to do is either just wear the crown or get bit in the tail by a Shellder.
By my definition, right here, right now, Slowking's a bitch.
But we had to talk to her, after all, the knife was in the play, and Slakoth was murdered as a part of it. This alone could imply that a cast member took a knife intended as a prop, and used that to kill the sloth.
For what reason, we still don't know. That's one of the few things I'm still being bugged about in this case, there just seems to be no logical reason at all that would warrant Slakoth's death. What the ever-loving fuck did he do to the community? Did he rape the murderer's son or something?
Regardless, something does add up here. A knife killed Slakoth during the play live, the knife isn't from the buffet tables, therefore, it could easily be a prop from the play itself. Maybe Lombre, or whoever paid/coaxed/tricked him into doing it, wanted to conserve cutlery.
In all honesty, a knife is an obsessed romantic's best friend, again, a detail dictated by personal experience.
"Hey ma'am! Can you lend us a hand here?" I asked. I didn't want to imply anything, but if it turns out that the knife didn't come from the play, then that could just as easily wipe out the entire play's cast as subjects. Again, an iffy hunch. But plausible all the same.
Slowking turned around, halting in her cast scolding, her ass turned to them. She had one of those extremely pompous honkey voices, the kind you would only expect from the bitchiest of ironic harlots, the ones that don't get touched, "EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME! But I'm in the middle of a much-needed CHIDING, here, mmm..."
No seriously, how come her name isn't Slowqueen?
