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>TQ
>Ingo
It was one thing that I like stoic men (even though Ingo actually isn't very stoic...) but then they made him a sad ojisan and I still haven't recovered for several reasons. I'll probably be autistically coping on my death bed over the fact they likely aren't going to reunite him with Emmet and he never gets closure and that I can't shatter his pelvis via snu-snu. I also love that he's a polite and caring gentleman who loves to help people and always stays calm. He and Emmet won me over when the games came out over a decade ago because their designs are S-Tier and the fanart helped me like them a lot more. Bit of a bummer the fujos have them in a death grip and I'm a yume but at least a lot of them are good artists who understand their appeal. C'est la vie.
>Emmet
I have him as #2 but honestly... He and Ingo are pretty equal except that Warden Ingo has an advantage for being a depressed old man that DESPERATELY needs some pussy. Still, I like Emmet a lot since he's got a more playful side to him. But I have some trouble nailing down his personality, since he's so blunt and talks less than Ingo. Doesn't help that the fandom tends to flanderize him a ton, either...
>Larry
He makes my housewife instincts go nuts. I want to make him grilled cheese and be praised by him since he likes it because I made it. I can imagine he's the kind of guy who makes lots of money but doesn't really spend it so he lets his other half spend it all on a date. I wanna be spoiled by Larry. All he asks in return is a mindblowing nursing handjob. He is a simple man, but he has a very cool side he doesn't realize he has which I also like. Also, suit feitsh.
>Colress
This is where I don't feel so mentally ill over fictional men because I kinda just stick to my main three. If Colress weren't balls-deep in his research I could actually picture him in a relationship. Oh well, he's pretty nice to look at. Maybe he needs a footjob under the table at a Bob's Your Uncle to loosen up.
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