>>15515471"Alright, alright, listen... If we get your pussy dog back, what's in it for us?"
Mr. Furflamboyant blinks, "M-My Furbbles? You would be willing to risk your time and PRECIOUS money going all over this WONDERFROU establishment just for the sake of my Furfrou?"
"Yes! Yes, we would actually!"
"Well, in that case, I can only offer a reward of the HIGHEST caliber for such a safe return. If you're successful in finding him unharmed, alive, and as WONDERFROU as he was before he disappeared, I'll offer you this--"
>Make an offer you can't refuse!A) "You can take the legendary Pokemon with you!"
B) "A box FULL of WONDERFROU sticks of dynamite!'
C) "A shitty TM given to you for the purpose of a cheap innuendo made completely unfunny by reddit!"