>>16036630"Hey Miss! I...uh...have to go do beachy things so I can get ready to challenge this dude in order to protect our integrity and your hymen..."
Your potential waifu looks up from her magazine, she daintily shifts her sunglasses down to get a better look at you, "I...What? Calem, no, you don't have to do that. You're going to decimated. These kind of conflicts aren't for yo-"
"NO! I have to do this, for me, FOR YOU!"
"Calem, please. If anything I think you've done enough, for the both of us. Wouldn't we just be better off leaving him alone?"
"No! Listen, I know you grew up an elegant little lady learning how to be proper and stuff, but he's not like that!-NO ONE, on this beach is like that! He doesn't know kindness, I don't even think he knows what the definition of that word means! I have to prove to myself, right here, TODAY, that I CAN beat him, without you, without Pokemon, with only the skin on my back! I'll be back in an hour! See ya!"
You dash off in a huge hurry to git gud in just one hour. Miss tries to stop you, but her efforts are futile.
"Wait!. . .
You promised you were going to rub sunscreen on my back. . ."You don't hear her.
. . .
Miss Leading crosses her dainty feet and turns to the next page in her magazine.
"He's doomed." 