>>11881571Hilda looks at both of the steeds, a Rapidash and a Zebstrika. Tepig pokes his head out from under her hat, nodding towards the fiery horse.
"COME ON, JACKASS, HURRY UP!" she shouts to you. She ultimately decides to ride the Rapidash instead of the Zebstrika. As soon as she mounts it, she slaps it side, "YAH! YAH! FOLLOW THAT SHITTY STARTER!"
"RAAAAAPIDASH!~" the horse stomps the ground before obeying her commands, leaving you behind in the dust.
"H-Hey, wait a minute!"
"Osha!" you and Oshawott scurry to catch up, but by the time you get to the Zebstrika, it has dissolved into nothingness.
"Oh for grape's sake!"
"Osha, osh.."
Fortunately, a replacement is made available, but it isn't really one that you were expecting.
"Bliiitzzzleeee!~" a deep-voiced, derpy-looking Blitzle with its mane down appears from behind you. The droopy mane actually manages to cover most of his face, leaving only a goofy smile in its wake.
You look at the ceiling of the womb, questioning these results, "Seriously?"
From just behind you, the iron sarcophagus slowly opens...