>>37416703>Be me>Live Hearthome>Mom tells me I should stop being a fat NEET and bring some Poffins to Grandma >Bitch lives in fucking Snowpoint >Idon'tthinksoTim.jpeg>Mom kicks me out of the house and says that I should also bring the retarded family's Bidoof with me >Are you kidding me? He's more autistic that I am>Mom reminds me that we live in Sinnoh and can't do jackshit without TM slaves>Whatever. She borrows me my Dad's badges. We ready to gtfo >As soon as I step into grass a fucking legendary mystical pokemon appears>Dude, fuck off, I'm not even a trainer >Had a hard time climbing Mt. Coronet
>Bidoof keeps smashing his head into rocks for some reason>Keep getting hit in the face by rakes because stupid Bidoof can't use Defog>Finally outside>Froze to death in route 217 because Mom can't even bother suit me with nothing more than a cheap scarf for cold isolation>Become a Ghost-Type>Stupid bystander trainer catches me >Also catches bidoof but he's now dead>Throws both us in the PC Storage System>Starting to think that eternity can't be THAT bad>Traner notices that Bidoof and I are in the same Egg-Group>mfw 