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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEt63rb5s4w"LOOK OUT WORLD!"
"HE'S GREAT!"
"HE'S COOL!"
"WHOA? WHO IS THAT? CAN I GET TEA WITH YOU??"
"GIVE ME TWENTY AUTOGRAPHS! I'LL PAY YOU HANDSOMELY!"
"IS IT A PIDOVE?"
"IS IT LATIOS?"
"NO, FOOLIOS! IT'S—"
"THE GREAT MIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-SAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA.... who, upon being deterred from his previous expedition by higher powers and an unlawful two weeks regulation on dessert, returns with an ultimate VENGEANCE!!! Forced to confine his love of adventuring to the deep underground, he instead hones his sights on the mysterious abandoned house, just down the street from where he lives!"
"Yes! THAT HOUSE! The ALMIGHTY WONDERFUL MIDORO-SAMA has caught windy rumors from the schoolyard—a little Hoothoot of gossip that details the GRAVE PHANTOMS that LUMBER and LURCH the premises of that spectral adobe in the darkest hours of the dawn!"
"IT'S ON THESE BUNCHY HUNCHES THAT THE FANTASTICALLY AWESOME MIDORO-SAMA TARGETS THIS SPOOKY BUNGALOW AS HIS NEXT GREAT BIG EXPEDITION! It's afternoon on a school night, and all his homework is complete! THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP HIM N—E-Eeh!? W-What... THERE'S SOMETHING COMING OUT THE HOUSE!? GAAAAH!"
