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>The year is 2050
>/vp/ has been in war for many years now and is divided into two groups
>anti-flygon fags and flygon fags
>they often kidnap random innocent anons and brainwash them for the great war of Gen X
>one day
>a flying page from this months CoroCoro appears
>it's very beat up so it very hard to read
>Upon closer inspection the paper reads: Mega Fl...
>Flygonfags unleash the death weapon to wipe out all of the anti-flygons
>It's a giant mecha mega flygon
>Unleashes a deadly Hyper Beam that killed almost every anti-flygonfag
>ded
>One anti-flygonfag barely survives
>Unleashes their death weapon
>Mecha Mega Jirachi
>Unleashes a horrible doom desire
>meanwhile back at flygonfag HQ
>all are partying and wating for Pokémon Solar and Pokémon Lunar to arrive
>It arrives in the mail
>Somebody uses Powersave SP on their copy
>No mega Flygon
>All confused they take one last look at the paper and at the items list
>Mega Florges AZ Omega
>Flygon fags are devastated
>Doom desire starts to take effect kills everyone on /vp/
