>>32195142Are we fixing our damaged crab? "Yes?" I hear you say? Ok, first we give it an [OUTSIDE THE FUCKING E4] BST, a flat 500 feels fair. Then we're going to have to have it be more like it's prevo, that is to say focus on speed more than defenses, after attack.
90/130/70/50/70/100
Not that bad now, maybe even Gen6 UU worthy. Hark, "Take it further, Anon" you say? Easy enough, lets just give the design a quick once over, focusing harder on the yeti theme. Better? I'm more pleased with it now, you would want your rising star to wash out just before you really need them right? But a yeti ready to instil a primal fucking fear in the E4 that the one skiing game yeti instilled in you? Ace.
What's this? "Harder, Anon, harder"? Lets look at the moves then. It already has EQ, Stone Miss, CQC... but what about Ice Shard, Mach Punch? Lets be generous even, Drain Punch, Poison Jab, Play Rough, the other two elemental punches. And top it off with Leech Life, because that's what it fucking did to me when I evolved it.
What? H-Hey, I can't repeat such lewd things, but I will finish up for you, Anon. Abilities. We've heard Fur Coat, but what about some of the Moxie it had as a rising star? Or how about it being Contrary the stupid fucking idea that it should lose it's way? Why not even just Speed Boost it's way into AG, or even Gen7 OU?