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HP: 71
Attack: 95 -> 65
Defense: 85 -> 125
Sp. Attack: 110 -> 140
Sp. Defense: 95 -> 135
Speed: 79 -> 99
BST: 535 -> 635
The straw becomes a bendy straw cannon, thus reallocating some physical attack into special attack. Additional defenses because it's in a bigger ice glass instead of an ice cone, and speed because why not?
It could get Mega Launcher and have some of those pulse moves added to its moveset, because its only half-decent coverage moves as of now are Flash Cannon and Signal Beam.
As far as I know, there isn't much I can do to save it in the typing department while still remaining logical to its design, so I guess it remains pure ice.
This was fun.