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>"It would be a bad time to start reporting them now, don't you think?" chipped in your colleague.
>The Zoroark was taken aback at what he said.
>Like she forgot that she was a Pokemon herself.
>It was the classic Mexican standoff.
>"Let us strike a deal. We won't rat you out to the CDC, and you won't rat us out to the FBI. Deal?" you offered her.
>"Don't have much of a choice, do I? Deal," she replied.
>"So now what are you going to do? Do you want us to drop you off somewhere?" you asked.
>"Oh no, I'm staying with you till the end of the patrol. I still want to find that Lucario," she said.
>"Fucking great," said your colleague under his breath.
>You had no choice but to keep her around for the rest of the day.
>The rest of the day itself was uneventful.
>It would be kind of relaxing if not for the constant questions from the Zoroark.
>"So do you have any advice for me?" she asked you.
>"Advice for what?" you countered.
>"How to live and survive like... this?" she followed up.
>"Don't know, really. Maybe make some fake coffee with your illusions and pretend to drink it instead of the real thing? At some point the coffee thing might become common knowledge, so you could at least avoid getting caught that way," you said.
>"Any other tips you could give me?" she asked.
>"Not really. In terms of not getting caught in the first place, you should have an easy time. You can take human form, which is not something most Pokemon can do. If I were in your place, I would focus on fixing that lip-syncing of yours," you said.
>For a while it was silent in the car.
>You continued looking out for Pokemon and people breaking laws, but nothing happened.
>Not even a call from the station to respond to something.
>"So why didn't you report those cases?" she asked.
