>>12468373Since you are an Italian ogre you have powerful culinary skills. As you die you create a pasta with your blood and your urine, creating a delicious snack that gives you the power to 1-up!
>HOORAY YOU ARE ALIVE NOW!However as a karmic sacrifice you are now fused with Muk and you are now Shruk, savior to the United Arabic Empires of Canada.
Shruk's body structure is just Muk's head coming out of your neck.
"I GOTTA GO FAST!"
Muk smiles, "I WILL FATHER!"
You move ten feet into the woods and you see the pirate zombie ghost construction workers working on destroying your house.
"HEY! YOU FAGGOTS GIVE ME MY SWAMP!"
The construction workers look at you and then smile, "Shrek we can give you your house, OR, we can give you an onion."
>ULTIMATE DECISION!!!!A) Take your house.
B) Take the onion.
