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>Be a charizard.
>it's a great day and I decide to visit alola.
>Find this really cool club in alola.
>Bump into a chesnaught bouncer and it stops me in my tracks.
>I decide to go ask whats wrong.
>Chesnaught bouncer says that thus club is for dragon types only.
>I feel my heart sink, I look like a fucking dragon so maybe I could trick it.
>"But I am a dragon, I mean fucking look at me".
>I was so fucking naive, that chesnaught has a device that identifys typings.
>Tfw he knows im bullshitting.
>I get more depressed but I continued because that club looks so cool.
>Then this fucking long neck, slurpy straw looking ass Exeggutor comes along.
>The Chesnaught bouncer gets out the device and that Exeggutor is a Grass/Dragon.
>Mfw this fucking plant is a dragon.
>"feel free to enter."
>I cry outloud in public and fly away.
just fuck my shit up
