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>Walking along the beach one day looking for a good spot to fish
>Been kind of horny lately, to the point where you jokingly think to yourself "I'm so horny, I could fuck a Pokemon!"
>See a Lapras beached on the shore
>Walk up to it to see if it needs help
>It gives you that classic Lapras glance
>Think you're imagining the look it's giving you because horny
>As though it read your mind (it did), it rolls over on its side and clearly presents itself
>What
>Next thing you know you're balls deep in Lapras
>You finish and guide her back to the sea in a daze
>The next day you're walking along the beach, unsure if yesterday was just a dream
>You see the Lapras again
>Is this the real life
>Is this just Laprussy
