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>Be me
>Applying for job at Amazon Distribution Centre
>Get hired, finally have job
>Work for 5 hours, go to have a quick piss
>Am stopped by staff management, asked “Where are you going? Is this an emergency”
>I just say I’m going to the washroom
>Staff management calls up something they call the “reprogramming department”
>Am taken by two stalky security guards to a damp, dark room
>Loudspeaker voice loudly demands for “Agent 09” to be brought in
>A Malamar is brought in to assess me and-
Wait a minute, none of this actually happened. The whole “Amazon bad durr” bullshit was probably caused by some onions redditions who suck off Elon Musk for the same shit they accuse Amazon of. Amazon’s actually a pretty good place to work. You guys should apply for a job there, it’s great! Anyways, has anything like this happened to you at all?
