>>19985928While walking through the parking lot, you begin to consider that you don't have a lot of guy friends that you can discuss guy things with. Meaning that you have no one to talk about dicks or dickslapping with, meaning you'll never get to be able to air your hormones out when near other dudes. Hot, fine, slim, dudes.
A guys club for guys! That's it, THAT'S what you need, a little guy-on-guy time to air out your pores. Talk about guy stuff, and watch guy sports, and drink guy beverages, that's what you need to stop being so gay.
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But just as you start mentally penning down this idea, a problem slaps your brain upside the head.
"Wait a minute...how many junon boys do I even know?"
>Your conscience responds with..A) 'Not even enough to fill a hot tub.'
B) 'Too many, too bad they're all shit and you have very picky taste.'
C) 'The same amount of extra chromosomes you have.'
D) '...Consider lowering your standards.'
