>>13470604"....I see. Anyhow, I'm expecting great success. I've equipped a few gadgets in your briefcase, some of which are novelty, will serve no purpose in your journey, and are only there for show, and then there's like five other ones that actually do stuff. Get to the source of the cartel, stop the drug lords, and by god, WATCH OUT FOR THE HEXICANS."
You cock an eyebrow, "...The Hexicans...?"
"Yes, the Hexicans. They're Lentimians except with witchcraft, they know telekinetic kung-fu, I suggest you enter their territory prepared."
You cross your arms, "And what makes you think I'll do this? I get nothing out of it."
The Director shifts his eyes, although it's quite hard to tell that with his mask, "Alright, alright. How about a deal then? You stop this Lentimian drug ring, and I'll
give you 180,000 Internationally Fun-Bucks redeemable only at the International Police Family Fun-Fun Redemption Center..Briefly, your mind flashes back to said redemption center, and how you lost at that one Jurassic Park game and got totally gnarked out on tickets. If ONLY you had beaten that game, then maybe you would have had enough for...
Your memories show you a flash of the prize corner.
>NINTENDO WII U - 180,000 TICKETSYou tap your chin, juggling the proposal, "Hmm....Life-risking danger for up to two hours of mediocre entertainment and lifetime paper weight...."
"I'll do it."