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"Master?"
"Yes?"
"I must confer upon you a subject that concerns me greatly."
"And that would be...?"
"Your diet, Master. For the past two weeks, I have observed you consuming nothing but McGriddles and orange Fanta. Surely this cannot be ideal. I have observed your cellulite reserves building, your stamina decreasing, and your skin becoming patched and discolored. To be perfectly frank, your appearance is increasingly distasteful."
"Why, Gardevoir, I'm just doing what I've always wanted to do since that faithful night we got drunk and fucked."
"Uhm, and that is...?"
"Killing myself as slowly and tastily as possible."
