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At this shit is terrible but here we go.
You’re Gay from the region of Ur Mom’s Basement! You’ve finally became a Pokemon Trainer! And ods course, the wonderful Professor Debbie has finally given (You) your first Pokemon it’s a Landorous-Therian …Oh well. Things could be worse right?
…At least that’s what you tell yourself as you walk along the first route. But as you Deadly walk, a wild Dunsparce appears! Oh boy! Your first battle! You feel so autistic that you could nigger a Keldeo! …And of course the Dunsparce completely wipes out you and your Landorous_Therian out with a well-aimed Tail Glow. Your adventure is off to a suicidal start.
