Only one post and OP already forgot trip top lel
>>12730524Your rival is Shadow.
"HURRRR I AM SHADOW THE HOGHEDGE!"
You go, "WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU?"
Shadow flips you off, "ARE YOU DEAF I AM HEDGE THE SHADOWHOG!!"
Icetits does a deadpan, "I hate mondays."
"Okay then prove that you are a shitty 2005 game." you say.
Shadow growls, "Okay but then I will unleash my rage."
What does Shadow do?
A) Shows a certified HOG THE SHADOWHEDGE license
B) Goes to pumpkin hill
C) eats his own shit and then the shit of a baby
