Let's try something interesting!
http://randompokemon.com/Generate 1 Pokemon, that will be the form you take in the next life. You may select only four moves, these moves will never change, so be sure to select the ones that will be useful for your new life. TM/HMs not allowed.
I'll go first:
>ShuppetFor my 4 moves I choose:
>ScreechFor defense and being annoying
>ShadowsneakTo get prey, plus, it looks like a really fucking fun thing to do
>TrickWould steal other Pokemon's spoils.
Would also use on unsuspecting humans and horde their valuables.
>CurseFinal last ditch "fuck you" dieing breathe move