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>be me
>playing HeartGold, doing an Onix solo run
>doing pretty good, Whitney was surprisingly a cakewalk
>Onix is Lv. 34, knows Screech, Dragon Breath, Rock Tomb, and Rock Throw
>time to beat Morty
>can one-shot his Gastly and probably the rest of his mons
>his fucking Gengar outspeeds and kills me in two Shadow Balls
>has a Sitrus Berry just in case I even get close to killing him
>Morty throws on a Hyper Potion after that
>can't set up a bunch of X items in front of Gastly or else I get cursed
>can't set up Screech or X items on Gengar or I get assraped to high hell
>RNG on Dragonbreath and paralysis by extension is useless
How do I beat this fucker? Using more pokémon is not an option, neither is bringing my HM slave or Raikou to the gym, because I'm not a cheater and it's a solo run. This motherfucker right here is the single most challenging fucking thing in a Pokémon game, period. It's like trying to beat Dark Souls with no hands and cerebral palsy. What the fuck do I do, /vp/?
