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>Be me
>Been watching Naruto Shippuden with my Vaporeon instead of Family Guy
>Watch her get obsessed with the show, to the point she wears the sand village headband
>Come home from a long day of work, join her in the bed
>Notice as soon as I start cuddling her, she is covered in sand
>My bed is also covered in sand
>The whole room is covered in sand
>Take her to the bathtub, and proceed to spend upwards of twenty minutes getting all the sand off her and out of every crack
>When you think you finished washing, there is even more sand hidden
>Dry her off with a towel when I am done
>She asks if she can still be a Naruto fan if she bathes
>Spend a good amount of time vacuuming up the sand
>Finally finish and have everything clean
>Ask her what I should make for dinner
>She suggests sandwiches
>FML
