>>14920621[Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR, two Flabebes of the house of Montahue, with blue flowers. They too, are armed with swords and bucklers]
Abraham is quick to see the two chatting amongst themselves of their longtime enemies, "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir!"
"How do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
"Like this-CRAP, BIT MY THUMB!" Sampson takes the insult too literally, and ends up with a red thumb, prompting haughty laughter from the opposing Montahues.
Abraham rubs his eyes, seething with joy of seeing his enemies in pain, "To be, or not to be, that is the question! Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer, the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles!"
As soon as he says that, the opposing Captulips pause, for something-- perhaps everything, of what he has just uttered carries a lack of logic.
Sampson is the first to point out this mistake, ".....THAT'S FROM HAMLET, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!"
Instantaneously, the four members begin a petty quarrel and begin to fight each other to the death. As this goes on, the scene darkens and a Roselia caked in spotlight and attached to a wire is lowered to the middle of the battleground. Once she hits the floor, she speaks.
"Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Kalos, where we lay our scene! From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean! Which, but their children's end, nought could remove. Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage! The which if you with patient ears attend, what here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend."
A squeaky pulley carries the flower-wielding Pokemon off the scene, and the scene as a whole is covered by red stage curtains.