The other day, voreschizo slapped a wad of cash on the table and told the fanfiction thread to make him a Cynthia story. And when money calls, I answer.
CYNTHIA FUCKING DIES: A MAGICAL ADVENTURE
A new written fan-a-thon for all your anti-Cynthia needs!
This story includes:
>over fifteen hundred words of hot woman-on-snake action!>All your favorite characters from the Cynthiaverse! (except that weird purple spotted Pokemon thing with Dawn's hat, don't really know what's going on with that)>Cynthia's body successfully hits a Seviper's stomach at some point!And finally:
>NO REFUNDS!READ HERE:
https://rentry.org/7ueen