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>wake up
>notice something is off but brush it off
>get out of bed, notice halfway across the room that...part of me is still under my blankets, the room is a lot smaller and that my feet haven't touched the floor yet.
>suddenly realize I'm Giratina
>must be dreaming
> Conk head off door frame a few times before I fit myself through the door.
>go to bathroom to brush teeth
>mfw no teeth
>no urge to use bathroom so slither into shower
>don't fit
>fuck it
> go into kitchen to make breakfast
>room mate hears me and says "good afternoon' from down the hall.
>I say "good afternoon" back
> room shakes for some reason
>This dream is weird
> try to open fridge
> no hands
> use wing tentacle things to open fridge
> neat
> make breakfast pretty easily since I got like 6 arms now, no fingers though so picking up bread is hard.
> roommate comes in, screams and faints
> Oh yeah imma dragon lol
>put him on couch and attempt to shower again now that I realize tentacles are a thing.
> success
>shower fully wakes me up and I realize I'm not dreaming.
> attempt to text friends on my current situation.
>put tentacle through phone as result
> fuck
>decide to try to drive to friends dorm at nearby university.
>I fit in car but need to use tentacles for gas and break and mouth for steering
> steering wheel tastes bad
> driving is pretty hard. Panic and new body cause sloppy driving
> cop lights come on
> aww shit.
>forgot wallet at home
>t's okay I got this
>put on cool face
>cop walks up and signals to roll windows down. Hasn't seen me yet
>"licence and registration please"
> try to explain it left my wallet at home
> my voice must have startled him or something.
> cop books it back to car and asks for back up because some large alligator looking thing just roaredat him
>shit, I don't speak people anymore
>floor it to the university and park behind one of the buildings and go into the woods.
>hear sirens go by
>realize I could have flown the whole time
