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>Be me, 5 or 6 years old
>Gold is first Pokemon game
>No fucking idea what I'm doing
>team consists of Quilava, Eevee, and a bunch of under leveled shitmons
>Didn't bring healing items and didn't want to go back out to pokecenter
>Quilava takes out most mons, dies to final Haunter
>Haunter kills whole team, except Eevee
>Because I'm an incompetent child Eevee only has Normal attacks
>We literally can't touch each other
>Stay in that battle for a long time unsure why his Haunter hasn't beaten me and why Eevee can't hit Haunter
>Eventually get tired of it turn the game off
Eventually I went and power leveled Quilava until it evolved, came back and beat Morty, but I left Gold alone for a while after that first battle.
