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What if the reason that no one won da Ashbowl [except Giselle] isn't because Ash is a dumb fucker? What if he knows that most of his constants aren't worth it?
>Bayleef
It's a fucking grass dinosaur.
>Latias
Was never seen again. Props for the kiss.
>Cilan
Too many bad food puns. Total bro and kickass chef though.
>Elesa
Would consider it. Properly isn't meant for a long term relationship considering she's a model.
>Clemont
Uber beta. Properly cries during sex.
>Serena
Puts him on a fucking pedestal, and acts like he's only entitled to her.
>Viola
Would consider it. Though she might be interested in BBC. Too risky.
>Alexa
Would consider it. Got a free plane ride to PokeFrance. Let's keep her around for a bit.
Former constestants:
>Misty
Bitch. Being Togepi's mom forever sealed her into the friendzone.
>Macy
Would consider it. But never shown up again.
>May
Guilt tripped into the Hoenn roadtrip. Developed interest in Drew. Stuffs her bra.
>Anabel
Beta. Though be thankful she didn't use her psychic abilities for mindrape.
>Angie
Had a bitchfit when mistaken for a dude. Wanted the dick after rescuing her from the Poke Shadow Realm. Would never go to Summer camp again.
>Meloetta
Cute. Had a nice fling. The otter and penguin are no competition.
