>>14290552>Why would a key fairy trying to steal your keys want to look like anything other than a keychain?>want to look like anything other than a keychain?Cool Story Bro... Because it cant fucking be a steampuk motherfucker badass robotinker gnome or some charming fairy shit with an actual keychain and lockers on his limbs... NO! STOP IT!
I MUST FUCKING BE A KEICHAIN. GAMEFREAK NEVER MADE MISTAKES.
>Thats what you excuse sound.>Expecting anything nice to happen>Ever