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Man this shit is pissing me off
>Order a pizza from some local chain owned by Pakis
>Parents don't like me ordering pizza but tolerate this shit because I work full time
>Order a kebab style pizza with doner meat, mint yoghurt sauce, garlic mayo, chili sauce and onions
>Wait 40 minutes
>Pizza arrives
>Open the door
>Delivery guy is on his fucking phone
>looks at me
>'boss, I check for pokemon?'
>'if catch charmander, free pizza'
>barges past with my pizza and walks into my fucking house
>starts walking around the entire house
>dad shits with the door unlocked
>he opens the door and walks in
>'OH SHIT SORRY MAN, YOU NOT POKEMON'
>he turns and walks back to me
>apologises
>asks for £7 for the pizza
>I pay him
>he laughs and leaves
>parents now telling me 'no more pizza'
