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Why the fuck would you ship these unlikable fuckers?
Everything wrong with Ash is already stated.
Misty? She was a goddamn bitch to Ash, Caterpie and bug types in general, her Psyduck, and Gyarados in the original series. Fuck her for hurting Caterpie feelings, and fuck her for only liking "kawaii desu" mons.
>but muh comedy
You took some shitty anime seriously and only care about yer stupid ass ship.