>>54208900Mr. Digigoggles was on his CHARIZARD (his best friend) ready to take flight when he checked his bag and discovered he forgot his smartphone. "Egad! My smartphone is not in my bag! CHARIZARD do you know where my hip and cool smartphone is?!" Mr. Digigoggles said with emotion. "RRAAUUH RRAUH! (SMART PHONE!)" CHARIZARD said in his native tongue. "'Don't know' huh? Darn it! I guess we'll have to go buy a new smartphone CHARIZARD" Mr. Digigoggles said to his CHARIZARD (his best friend, a CHARIZARD). With that Mr. Digigoggles and CHARIZARD took to the skies to fly into town to buy a smartphone.
Mr. Digigoggles and CHARIZARD landed in front of a smartphone store because those exist in this universe. "CHARIZARD! That flight was very uneventful! Why didn't you entertain me?!" Mr. Digigoggles irritatingly scolded his CHARIZARD (his best friend). "RRAAUUH RRAUH! (SMART PHONE!)" CHARIZARD said in his native tongue. "'It's cold' huh? But you're a Fire-type! Wait if you're a Fire-type emitting heat why do I wear a jacket all the time?!" Mr. Digigoggles said. Just then three random kids ran by. "Hahahaha I love going to the smartphone store!" "It's all we have time for anymore!" "Guys I have to use the bathroom" the last kid said. The other two kids stopped and stared and the third. "You can't use a smartphone to go to the bathroom. You are not worthy." "Huh?" the third kids asked. CHARIZARD used Flamethrower! and scorched the kid. "RRAAUUH RRAUH! (SMART PHONE!)" CHARIZARD said in his native tongue. "Phew! I almost thought that was forshadowing for something inappropriate!" Mr. Digigoggles said as he wiped his forehead and walked into the store.
When Mr. Digigoggles and his best friend CHARIZARD (his best friend, a CHARIZARD) entered the store they could not believe their eyes. There was nothing but children on their smartphones. "This is horrible!" Mr. Digigoggles said. "RRRRAAAAUUUHHHH!!!! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!)" CHARIZARD roared as he set the place on fire. The End.
