>>17034145http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSdsRZfrEnA"Uh...Are you trying to say 'Hop on?'"
"Hopp. Ip. Ip ip. Hoppip."
That's enough motivation for you to get your hijacking on. Shrugging the creepiness off, you yank the Hoppip's tail, causing him to yelp.
His yelps sound like the motor of a lawnmower.
"Hoppip."
Yanking the tail again, Hoppip's motor-like yelps start to get louder, and louder, and louder. This continues with each subsequent yank until finally, his roto-leaves start kicking into maximum overdrive.
"HOPPIP."
Despite the massive weight difference, the Hoppip is able to carry you halfway up the Tree of Life before tiring out. With that same placid face, he drops you off on a vine, and that's when his exhaustion kicks in.
His roto-leaves shrivel up and pop out of his head."Hopp. Hopp. Hopp."
He momentarily stays in mid-air, flightless, before comically making an attempt to scurry over to the tree. He fails, and falls all the way back down to an unknown fate.
You cringe at the sound of bones cracking, gripping the vine tighter.
"Eugggh...."
>You haven't even begun and you're already halfway up the tree!A) Unleash the inner Tarzan beast.
B) Call out a Pokemon for assistance.
C) Call your dad for advice.
