>>17284166"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
"Track switch. Freeze it."
"Tyyyyy!"
Right in the middle of excreted poison glop seeping deep into Dedenne's qt pixieness, Tyrunt changes tactics. Using Ice Fang, he bites down even deeper, chilling the hamster to unbearable temperatures.
"Burn it."
Just as soon as those temperatures begin to drop, they start jumping up to sweltering amounts with Fire Fang, triple degrees to be exact. Dedenne can only cry out in panic as Tyrunt chomps and chomps.
"D-DEEEEEN!"
The poor guy's trapped and beyond winning. There's nothing you can do but sit and watch the torment happen. What little remaining bits of Dedenne's health slowly dip and dip until he has less than five HP remaining.
"Play ball."
"TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
The T-rex stomps on the ground, wiggles his stubby arms, shakes his head, and then opens his big ass mouth to toss a severely injured Dedenne into the air. At the same time, he starts wagging his tail to and fro in a rhythmic pattern.
"Tyyyyyy...."
"D-Den....ne...ne..."
While up in the sky, the hamster is buffeted beyond repair by the sandstorm, then makes an arc trip back down. Tyrunt narrows his eyes, growls, and readies for Dio to call out.
This is extraordinarily familiar.
"Now."
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!"
Tyrunt lays a good wallop into Dedenne by slamming his tail right into him. The ham-ham lets out one final wail, then accepts his fate of being tossed around like a baseball. A baseball that strikes you straight in the abdomen.
"AAGH!"
You fall on your back. Tyrunt reigns superior with the laugh of a spoiled child and a stupid tap dance.
Dedenne is lying on top of you, his body ridden with bite marks, his eyes swirly and dizzy.
"...Crap. It happened again...Again."
A) Receive what's coming to you. Get rekt like a pussy..
B) Stand your ground. STAND IT.
C) Be a good sport. "GG I lost I'm a total cunt at battling mate."
