>>15296380http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QMbly5gvcMJacques removes his head and tosses it up in the air like a ball, "Why, my plan you ask, my darling? It's really quite simple--see, I plan to use you as a welcoming poster child to lure children of all ages into the dark and forbidden woods, where I shall
TAKE ALL OF THEIR CANDY! Muahahahahaha!~~ I'm so DIRRRTY!"
"That's...a tad bit more mean than it is evil." she admits.
Peeved, he snaps his skull back on, "Only the most convoluted of methods can appease my otherwise seemingly simple plans! With my mindless drones roaming the grounds, killing ANYONE that comes in sight, not only do I take their fresh flesh to extend my lifetime, but I also use rotten flesh to just make more and more squadrons! And then, once I accumulate enough candy, I'll EAT IT ALL, and only I shall have the desire of consuming it, for it is their candy that only I shall be feasting on! ON ALL HALLOWS EVE!!!~~~"
More uproarious laughter and cheers follow, "You know, I consider it highly disrespectful for you to label me with the name of a legend. Whether you found it out yourself or not."