>>18225910"THE JABBERPOCKY'S GONNA KILL US ALL, HE'S GONNA RIP OUR LIMBS APART...THEN PUT THEM IN HIS CHOCOLATE, AND EAT OUR LIMBS AS POCKY!"
What was that? Is that something to be realistically afraid of? Because it doesn't sound like it.
You grab this panicking villager and give him a deferential bitch slap across the face. Yeah, teach that guy who wears the pants here! He shuts his trap up straightaway, "Excuse me, I don't mean to sound as if I lack intelligence, but what exactly is going on here?"
The civilian starts fanning himself, everything's getting so hot for him, he's so in it for a pounding from you, "P-Prince Calmé, i-is that you? And are you talking to me--DEAR GOD MUH DICK--But no time to fap about it now--Prince, I'm surprised you're not aware of the Jabberpocky, you've been living in this town for years, yet you've not met him once?!"
"Well I /do/ kind of travel around a lot. Inconvenient timing, I suppose?"
The villager grabs his phallus and starts casually wanking it off to you, the poor guy's really hypnotized by your face, to the point where he's deluded himself into thinking public masturbation is acceptable.
Unless he already thought that.
"Oh, yeah, that makes sense! But muh prince, just know this, NEVER let the Jabberpocky get a hold of our Camphrier Town premium flour, that scoundrel keeps coming back and back to steal our precious flour, for some wretched and enigmatic plo-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh~ I just came in my trousers, prince. I apologize."
Yeah, that's enough talking with that guy. Everyone seems to want to molest our hero today, what's up with that? Is that the standard three-thousand years ago or something? Oh, if only I could walk up to someone and start feeling on their nardeldangers, then someone could call me pretty!
A) Kill that guy. No one faps to you but you.
B) Collect samples of Jabberpocky chocolate.
C) Go home to Shaboobobobobobobeoboboobie Castle.
