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TIMI
Ranged Special Faggots
>Passive: Greedy Chinks
TiMi forces an opponent to buy Gardevoir in Stripper Style Holowear with real money whenever it damages that opponent.
>Lvl 1/3 Mud Slap
TiMi shoots out a puddle of diarrhea to inflict damage.
>Lvl5 String Shot
TiMi spews a harmful white liquid which slows down opponents and inflicts damage over time.
Upgrade: Automatically makes an opponent faint from disgust
>Lvl 5 Gunk Shot
It's the same thing as String Shot because we're too lazy to make a different move fuck you.
Upgrade: Same as String Shot
>Lvl 1/3 Spite
TiMi mocks other players for wasting their time playing this shitty game.
>Lvl 7 Pay Day
TiMi gives its CEO a raise using stolen money from other players. This inflicts emotional damage.
Upgrade: Steals more money
>Lvl 7 Deploy Little Timmies
TiMi spawns a Little Timmy which replaces one of your allies with a Potion Charizard that goes afk for the entire match.
Upgrade: Instead of going afk, the Little Timmy will steal your jungle buff and feed the enemy team.
>Unite Move: End of Service
If this move is successful, the game will automatically end with neither team winning. In addition, a screen with a middle finger will be displayed and your device will overheat and explode, setting your house on fire and killing everyone inside. If you are not in a house when this move is used, the person closest to you will die instead. China will be declared the new Superpower of the world.