>>16348691Squawking as loud as she can, the Unfezant swipes the bowl of spaghetti at the last second, and in a glorious show-boating demeanor, she showers herself with the pasta victoriously, shouting her name to the top of her bird-lungs.
"UNNNNNNFEEEEZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTTTTT!!!!!!!"
But with no more food to screw, the bird continues his rampage on you and Miss. The both of you are relentlessly pummeled with kicks to the side, wing slaps to the face, pecks in the eyes.
"W-What the fuck is your problem!?"
"CA-CAW! CAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!"
The Unfezant smashes her claw into your skull, then kicks you in the abdomen. To top it all off, she takes your hat and Miss Leading's hat and tosses them to the ground.
She stomps on them endlessly until they're both raggedy and coated with dirt.
"UNNNNNNFEEEEZZAAAAAAANT!" with one final screech, the bird takes off into the skies. Your hair is left a tattered, sex-head mess.
"Owwwww......"
A) Follow that bird!
B) Consult an extremely professional bird-watcher for helpful guidance.
C) Froakie dun fucked up. Where is he so you can give him the ouchies for screwing up?
