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>someone overhears me mention biking from Chicago
>then other people overhear
>then I have a whole crowd asking me questions and looking for more war stories from Uncle Archivist
>uwu, how's that chili burger you're eating
>tell me more about that rattlesnake you saw
(I saw a rattlesnake out on the cactus trail, by the way)
I just wanted my crab sandwich, bros. Instead I started a cult of personality. Again. I gotta get outta here.