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GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /vp/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Mew (yes, THE Mew that life originated from) getting confirmed as the true progenator of life! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Sinnoh crusade when Mew floats into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! THE CINNABAR LAB SAID THAT MEW WAS A NEW SPECIES RECENTLY DISCOVERED! THEIR TIMELINE PLACEMENT WAS WRONG! MEW COULDN'T BE OUR ANCESTOR!!!!!
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Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” timeframe instantly invalidate a history of science? Unlike your “Creation Myth” Arceuscucks, Mew has a lot more credibility among other scientists. Ever heard of Mr. Fuji, Giovanni, and Prof. Oak? And while you’re busy obsessing over Arceus, care to explain how the evolutionary cloning process Cinnabar lab recreated resulted in a completely new super species? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your science denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
