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THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING POKEMON GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED. SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS MASUDA THINKING WHEN HE SHAT OUT THIS PUTRID DUMP? I MEAN, REALLY: A POKEMON GAME WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH THEM ALL? WHAT KIND OF DRUG FUELED PSYCHO CAME UP WITH SUCH A SHITTY, ASININE IDEA? THERE ISN'T A SINGLE HALFWAY-APPEALING NEW POKEMON TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE IN THIS SHITHEAP, NOT A SINGLE FUNNY FUCKING LINE ANYWHERE IN THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A SCRIPT, AND NOT EVEN ONE DECENT NEW MECHANIC TO COME OUT OF THIS FUCKING MESS.
PLAYING THIS GAME IS LIKE HAVING A DRUNKEN MONKEY PERFORM A LOBOTOMY ON YOU USING WOODEN STICKS WHILE RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER DURING AN EARTHQUAKE. IT TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO A FUCKING SHITSHAKE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
I'D RATHER GARGLE A CAMERUPT'S PISS WHILE A DONPHAN SHITS DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE THAN PLAY THIS GAME FOR EVEN A SECOND LONGER. I'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTING CORPSE OF A SKUNTANK, VOMIT IT UP AND EAT IT AGAIN. I'D RATHER SHOVE BROKEN GLASS UP MY ASSHOLE, SHIT IT OUT AND RUB THE BLOODY GLASS-FILLED FECES ALL OVER MY BODY. I'D RATHER GET MAULED BY A RABID BEWEAR AND THEN RUB HOT SAUCE IN EVERY OPEN WOUND. I'D RATHER FUCK A GARBODOR FILLED WITH USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLES AND RATICATE POISON WHILE BEING RAPED UP THE ASS WITH A MARACTUS. I'D RATHER SUCK A TYRANTRUM'S ANAL JUICES OUT HIS ASS AND WASH IT DOWN WITH TOXIC WASTE.
