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What a fucking ride that League was,man.
Finally I reached my goal : after 6 games where I tried (Red,Blue,Yellow,Gold,Silver,Crystal) I succeded in making that Ditto a fucking champion.
And the best thing is HE WAS A FUCKING HERO HOLY SHIT.
Storytime
>Lorelei
Easy as shit,my girl Suruga (Primeape) sweeped everything she had after flexing hard with bulk up.
>Bruno
Migi (Parasect) and (Blastoise) did a great job in tanking the necessary hits and delivering fatal strikes (especially good 'ol Migi with his Aerial Ace).
Then shit hit the fan. Hard.
Bruno's machamp came,bulking up every protein in his body for two turns. Migi had to retreat because
>Rock Tomb
but Sophia was killed by a crit Cross Chop.
Then I made a big fucking mistake by sending Suruga,who was killed by that fucking monster.
Luckily my boi Minifug (Dragonair) and his dragon rage killed that beast (weakened thankfully by Suruga).
But hey,there are still two more E4,right?
>Agatha
Gooey (Ditto) transformed into Gengar and sweeped the two Gengars. Then Minifug had a long duel with Arbok,while Tender (Cloyster) took out Golbat. The last Haunter was a joke.
>Lance
Now shit gets crazy.
I had only a Dragonair (fuck Dragonite,I didn't want to evolve him in Barney the Dragon),a Ditto,a Parasect and a Cloyster. Still,Tender defeated Gyarados,Aerodactyl and the first Dragonair.
Then I actually realized that Dragon was a special type and Dragonite's Outrage would have killed him in one hit,I sent Migi out.
He didn't last long,I wanted to use Spore but it didn't work out.
But Gooey saved my ass.
The fucker used his quick claw and transformed into Dragonite,tanking the Outrage.
The next turn he hit himself,while Gooey FUCKING DESTROYED HIM
DITTO NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE SAVED ME IN THE LEAGUE WHAT THE HELL
But the best has yet to come.
>Gary
Just fuck my shit up.
Pidgeot was easy for Tender (Cloyster),who also OHKO Rhydon and defeated Venusaur.
BUT THEN ALAKAZAM REMINDED ME THAT CLOYSTER'S SP DEF IS SHIT
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