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>grips your fucking head the whole time forcing you to look one way and go one way
>a split version of a third game with no justifiable reason other than 'money'
>barely fixes any of the early game, which is completely insufferable and what kills most Alola playthroughs
>runs fucking horrendously for what while are pretty games, aren't that much prettier than other 3DS fare which run way better
basically if I wanted a tropical Pokémon game I'd rather play Emerald any day of the week and not have to have a fucking aneurysm over 5 minute-long cutscenes of people walking, turning their heads and cheesily emoting with no voice acting in 15FPS